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Highlights from the Shitty Tipper Database

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments

“A chain-smoking grandmother comes in with two grandchildren. A girl and a boy in the age range of about 8-10 or so. It’s not busy and they get waited on right away. They put in orders for chicken fingers for the kids, etc. While waiting for their food, the children decide to make paper airplanes out of the paper placemats. I’m down front with a line at the cash register and at take-out, but I can see them. They make airplanes out of their placemats, then proceed to run around the place collecting placemats from unoccupied tables for more airplanes. Grandma smokes and ignores them. I fume. Once they’ve amassed a small battalion of airplanes, they commence running around and around as if they’re in a playground, throwing their airplanes everywhere while screeching, laughing and generally having themselves a great time getting in the way of servers and disturbing other patrons. Grandma continues to remain passive and unfazed….[read]

 

“Mr. Gallagher is a frequent patron of the finer dining establishments in Cleveland, and well known amongst the servers as a “shitty tipper”. He is a consistent 12% tipper…[read]

 

 

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